{"id":693,"date":"2017-08-15T13:04:12","date_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/?p=693"},"modified":"2017-08-15T13:04:12","modified_gmt":"2017-08-15T13:04:12","slug":"teste-amuzante-pentru-viitorii-parinti-partea-a-iii-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/teste-amuzante-pentru-viitorii-parinti-partea-a-iii-a","title":{"rendered":"Teste amuzante pentru viitorii p\u0103rin\u021bi \u2013 Partea a III-a"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Teste-amuzante-pentru-viitorii-p\u0103rin\u021bi-\u2013-Partea-a-III-a\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00cen articolul de ast\u0103zi continu\u0103m seria testelor dedicate viitorilor p\u0103rin\u021bi care vor s\u0103 descopere \u00eentreaga experien\u021b\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de pe acum. Dac\u0103 nu ai avut timp s\u0103 cite\u0219ti primele 8 teste, le g\u0103se\u0219ti aici:<\/p>\n

– Teste amuzante pentru viitorii p\u0103rin\u021bi \u2013 Partea I<\/a><\/strong>;
\n– Teste amuzante pentru viitorii p\u0103rin\u021bi \u2013 Partea a II-a<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n

E\u0219ti preg\u0103tit\u0103? D\u0103m startul distrac\u021biei… ACUM!<\/p>\n

Testul 9 – Televizor<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pasul 1<\/strong> – \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 numele tuturor eroilor din desenele animate;
\nPasul 2<\/strong>\u00a0– (trebuie \u00eenceput din timp) – vizioneaz\u0103 exclusiv desene animate timp de cinci ani.<\/p>\n

Testul 10 – Cur\u0103\u021benie \u00een cas\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pasul 1<\/strong> – Pe canapeaua din sufragerie \u00eentinde unt \u0219i murd\u0103re\u0219te perdelele cu gem;
\nPasul 2<\/strong> – Ascunde un pe\u0219te \u00een spatele ma\u0219inii de sp\u0103lat \u0219i las\u0103-l acolo cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 luni;
\nPasul 3<\/strong> – Bag\u0103-\u021bi degetele \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2ntul de la flori, apoi sterge-te de perete;
\nPasul 4<\/strong> – Gole\u0219te cel putin jum\u0103tate din con\u021binutul dulapurilor din dormitor. Las\u0103 o parte \u00een sufragerie, iar cealalt\u0103 parte pune-o \u00een baie. Acest pas trebuie executat cu ochii \u00eenchi\u0219i pentru a ad\u0103uga suspans la c\u0103utarea obiectelor.<\/p>\n

Testul 11 – Discu\u021bie cu prietenii<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pasul 1<\/strong> – \u00cenregistreaz\u0103-te \u00een timp ce spui \u201emama\u201d \u0219i \u201etata\u201d \u0219i pune \u00eenregistrarea pe repeat. Pauzele nu pot s\u0103 dep\u0103\u0219easc\u0103 10 secunde;
\nPasul 2<\/strong> – Roag\u0103 o alt\u0103 persoan\u0103 s\u0103 te trag\u0103 de m\u00e2nec\u0103, de fust\u0103 sau de pantalon, \u00een timp ce se aude \u00eenregistrarea de la pasul 1, pe repeat.<\/p>\n

Nu uita s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti \u00een tot acest timp \u0219i s\u0103 fii bine dispus\u0103.<\/p>\n

Testul 12 – Plecarea la munc\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pasul 1<\/strong> – Este important s\u0103 alegi o zi \u00een care ai o \u00eent\u00e2lnire foarte important\u0103 pentru acest test;
\nPasul 2<\/strong> – \u00cembrac\u0103-te corespunz\u0103tor, de preferat cu haine noi;
\nPasul 3<\/strong> – Ia o cana \u0219i adaug\u0103 sm\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i suc de l\u0103m\u00e2ie;
\nPasul 4<\/strong> – Amestec\u0103;
\nPasul 5<\/strong> – Arunc\u0103 jum\u0103tate din con\u021binutul rezultat pe c\u0103ma\u0219\u0103, sacou sau bluz\u0103;
\nPasul 6<\/strong> – Jum\u0103tatea r\u0103mas\u0103 pune-o pe un prosop;
\nPasul 7<\/strong> – \u00cencearc\u0103 s\u0103 cure\u021bi totul cu prosopul murdar;
\nPasul 8<\/strong> – Nu te mai schimba pentru c\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi permite timpul;
\nPasul 9<\/strong> – Pleac\u0103 spre \u00eent\u00e2lnire.<\/p>\n

Cu acest articol am \u00eencheiat seria testelor amuzante pentru viitorii p\u0103rin\u021bi. \u00ce\u021bi reamintim faptul c\u0103 prin intermediul acestora ne dorim s\u0103 descre\u021bim pu\u021bin frun\u021bile celor care ne urm\u0103resc. Nu dorim s\u0103 fie interpretat \u00een moduri diferite \u0219i nici s\u0103 se \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 gre\u0219it \u00eentreaga idee. \u00ce\u021bi mul\u021bumim pentru \u00een\u021belegere.<\/p>\n

Trebuie s\u0103 men\u021bion\u0103m c\u0103 niciun p\u0103rinte nu a fost r\u0103nit \u00een timpul testelor. \ud83d\ude00 Cei care au contribuit au declarat c\u0103 micu\u021bii sunt cel mai de pre\u021b cadou<\/strong> pe care l-au primit \u0219i c\u0103 eforturile depuse sunt nesemnificative \u00een compara\u021bie cu aceast\u0103 fericire<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Tu ai f\u0103cut testele? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cen articolul de ast\u0103zi continu\u0103m seria testelor dedicate viitorilor p\u0103rin\u021bi care vor s\u0103 descopere \u00eentreaga experien\u021b\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de pe acum. Dac\u0103 nu ai avut timp s\u0103 cite\u0219ti primele 8 teste, le g\u0103se\u0219ti aici: – Teste amuzante pentru viitorii p\u0103rin\u021bi \u2013 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":694,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":695,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions\/695"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/stemcellsbank.ro\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}